Let me tell you something brother. Brooke Hogan is one hot piece of arse. I hope that her dad doesn’t find this page. Otherwise, Hulkamania may run wild on me. I think this pic was taken at some MTV event. Not that it matters. Every pic I see Brooke in, she has less and less clothes on.I’m afraid we will have to wait for Hulk to bite the dust before nudity ever becomes an option. And he is immortal, so we are shit out of luck.

Wow! Jessica Alba has quite an ass. These pictures were taken by the paparazzi at some beach that has now blessed by the greatest butt known to man. That is one lucky bastard that she is hanging all over. I can’t wait for this chick to do a nude scene. Just one. For the love of god, give your fans what they want Jessica. For now, these will have to do.

It appears as though Paris Hilton has finally been a slut for too long. Unless you have been living in a cave, you’ve heard about a site called Paris Exposed. Long story short: Paris forgot to pay her storage bill and its contents were auctioned off to the highest bidder. Turns out there was alot of juicy stuff in there. Tons of journals, naughty pics and videos, doctor receipts, etc… Well, one of these receipts happens to be for a prescription of Valtrex. Valtrex just so happens to be a drug that is used to treat herpes. Following me? Turns out that little miss rich girl is an STD infected hoe bag. Awww. Check it out below.

I would give anything to see Jessica Simpson’s perfect tits in all their glory. For now, this shot will have to do. She may be ditzy, but she is one of the absolute hottest celebs I have EVER seen. She has a pornstar body and a model face. You just can’t ask for more than that. She is reportedly in love with singer John Mayer now. He must have a bigger package than Nick Lachey. I have a bigger package than both, so Jessica …. Call me.

Britney Spears went back home to Kentwood, LA to attend her dead aunts funeral this week. It is not confirmed but I’m pretty sure the aunt keeled over after viewing this site and realizing that her niece has become white trash. And fat. And slutty.

In related news, Britney plans to attend the funeral of her faltering career sometime next month.

I’m a lazy ass today without much to say. I’ll leave you with some sexy galleries of our favorite white trash popstar.

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Could Paris Hilton be any dumber? Seriously. She forgets to pay her storage room bill and the contents are auctioned off. What does the lucky auction winner get? Among other things, he gets pics and videos of Ms. Hilton baring all. How many times is this going to happen to this girl? Seems like she has a new set of nude pics surface on the web every week. Thank god for stupid blondes (makes me feel sorry for the smart blondes). They exist right? And btw, isn’t that the Girls Gone Wild guy? Smart move Paris.

Kevin Federline is begging his soon to be ex wife, Britney Spears, to enter a rehab facility for her own sake and the sake of their kids. A friend close to Kevin revealed that he was distraught over her constant partying since their November break up. Federline has even threatened to attempt to seek legal custody of the kids if Spears doesn’t seek help. He is reportedly desperate and taking all angles in an attempt to get through to the troubled popstar. The source says, “He’s afraid that she will end up hurting herself.” Only time will tell how this drama unfolds.

Wild and crazy popstar Pink decided to show her pierced nipple to a lucky camera man backstage at one of her shows. She has quite a nice pair. I have a feeling that it won’t be long before a sex tape with her and hubby Carey Hart is leaked. Maybe they can show clips on her new Sunday Night Football gig next year. The world will rejoice.

This pic is an oldie but a goodie. Britney shows off her bare ass for Esquire magazine. She used to have one of the greatest butts in existence. Not so much anymore. Gotta believe she will get it back just to spite K-Fed.