I would give anything to see Jessica Simpson’s perfect tits in all their glory. For now, this shot will have to do. She may be ditzy, but she is one of the absolute hottest celebs I have EVER seen. She has a pornstar body and a model face. You just can’t ask for more than that. She is reportedly in love with singer John Mayer now. He must have a bigger package than Nick Lachey. I have a bigger package than both, so Jessica …. Call me.