Padow! They just jump right at you don’t they? Jennifer Love Hewitt has always been a personal favorite of mine. Her tits are nothing short of spectacular. I can only hope that her career takes such a bad nose dive that she is forced into a nude scene. Now I’m off to stare at this pic some more.

In case you haven’t heard yet, Christina Ricci is in a new movie with Samuel L. Jackson called Black Snake Moan. Basically, the basic plot line goes like this. Christina Ricci’s character wakes up from a night of partying only to see that she is chained up half naked in Samuel L. Jackson’s house in his effort to cure her of being a “nymphomaniac”. I’m sold. I’ll take two. Sounds like a very interesting movie. Let me know if you see it and if it’s any good.

Who wouldn’t want to see Sarah Silverman naked? I mean seriously. She is my kind of woman. I love her dark sense of humor and the way that you can tell that she doesn’t give a fuck. Jimmy Kimmel is one lucky dude. I would almost wish for a sex tape but I don’t think I could handle the sight of Kimmel’s bare ass.

You’ve seen her on American Idol for weeks now. Judging from her last performance, Antonella Barba won’t be around much longer. However, this topless pic of her will last a lifetime. Is this shaping up to be the next American Idol scandal? Only time will tell.

Well, Britney Spears has hit rock bottom. In front of the entire world. Sucks to be her. She left rehab again, went to get another tattoo, then went to K-Fed’s house to see her kids and was denied access to them. Things went downhill from there. She violently attacked paparazzi going to far as to give one of them a welt on the back with the same umbrella that she attempts to knock out his car window with. What a mess. She caused physical damage to property as well as causing bodily harm to another human. She has virtually no shot in hell of getting custody of her kids now. Someone needs to slap this girl as hard as they can in the face in order to knock some sense into her. Things have gone way to far. She isn’t far from being committed. To Be Continued…

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Is there another woman on planet earth that is hotter than Salma Hayek? She has it all. A gorgeous face and hot body. Thank god that Salma has no problems with nude scenes. I would have hated to go my entire life without ever having seen her naked body. I think I fell in love the first time I watched Desperado. I hope you enjoys these pics as much as I do. Thanks Mexico!

Now that she has shaved her head, Britney decided to find the lamest wig she could find to go partying in. What was the point of shaving her head if she’s gonna wear a wig? When is the last time she saw her kids? WTF is wrong with this girl? Things just keep getting weirdo. Britney Spears is cementing her place in history as the female version of Michael Jackson.

If you’re through throwing up at the sight of the bald Britney pic below, check this out. These were taken at some sort of a stripper costume party I guess. Don’t ask me why Britney would randomly wear stripper clothes. There is no logic to the woman. Get a good look at these. No more for awhile now that’s she gone into baldy bull dyke mode.

The crazy bitch has really done it this time. Britney Spears shaved her head bald in front of the X17online crew yesterday. Onlookers say she cried in her car for 15 minutes before entering the salon where the hairdresser flat out refused to shave Britney’s head. So she shaved it herself. Spears was reportedly dazed and seemed out of it the whole time. Next, she walked to a tattoo parlor and got some ink on her forearm. Who knows what this girl is on. She has lost her damn mind. In front of the entire world nonetheless. Hello rehab. Her is a pic for your amusement.

Wow! Just wow. Christina Aguilera went from being cute, to being hot, to being trashy, to being hot again. Maybe this site’s namesake can take a cue from Ms. Aguilera and get a little bit of her groove back. Of course, Britney has had nineteen more kids than Xtina, so she has alot of work to do. This Maxim Magazine shot shows that Christina Aguilera means business and is finally becoming a true sex symbol.