Britney Spears is so wrapped up on her new boyfriend, Isaac Cohen, that she appears to be ready to convert to his Jewish faith. Spears is no stranger to change. She has converted from smoking hot to smoking skank. From cute southern belle to fat white trash. We know that she rarely changes her panties, because she apparently doesn’t wear them.

Britney was raised a Baptist but soon realized that , as a celebrity, she must change religious affiliations every 2 years in order to appear ‘hip’. In 2003, she flirted with the idea of Kabbalah, an offshoot of Judaism, due to the advice of friend and lesbian lover, Madonna. In 2006, she said that she had stopped studying Kabbalah altogether and claimed ‘ My baby is now my religion’. She then proceeded to pass around a collection tray.